Sometimes you have to choose: cigarette or breakfast

GPT ass description —> “Surprise! After four years, a 21-track comeback with Gunna and Sexyy Red.”

What are the most annoying bugs on River currently?

I want to drive a WRX

Another year’s gone by kid, did you make it?

No one wants to buy my old shit

It’s a zine, it’s a palace, it’s a mantra

My iPhone 8 was simply more fire

I’m rocking normal text size (Aa) for the foreseeable future

Feels like all the real ones keep coming back

Stay hydrated New York

Does anyone know anyone looking for a roommate in LA?

My credit is exceptional

Two tweaks away from thee recipe

2022 camera roll giving me confidence in my upcoming life decisions

I won catan in what feels like forever

My parents are obsessed with Italy

Who wants to be my roommate in LA?

cub told me dancing to techno music is when he convenes with god

Message me everything you love and hate about River

You’re invited to my roof party on June 7th

Wanting to fill my heart one last time

All my homies talk on River

Feeds are fried

The hurdles I jump to connect to channels with unicode names

Got my first LA parking ticket

Getting a burger from the taco stand

when you stumble, you may regain your balance by jumping beyond the things that tripped you

No one is trying to convert leads harder than Gold’s Gym

Life is a passion project

I’ve always said that the city never cares about you

the jawn as written dune 7 prophecy is coming true. the stars whisper it. the birds fly around it.

Still finding my groove

On the bus like a real LA citizen

the block was littered with hundreds of lottery tickets

The end of the simulation is going on YouTube to watch a short about a ChatGPT air fryer chicken breast recipe

Just discovered what it sounds like for it all to come through clear

At one point they were all just throwing paint on the sidewalk

Somebody put in touch with Buddy Ross

My father made an Instagram.

gm river

Need to pull up to Vietnam soon

Replacing my bed with a grand piano

I’ve returned to the office from Semkeh, 1 year later

Blending contexts, can’t keep up

Interpunct as fuck

Little photo project soon

Loving this break up stream on the tl rn

https://youtu.be/S0prcvLdA64

Where has my patience gone?