it’s really people in jail that missed all of Beyonce’s career, Facebook, self checkout…

you think you know a guy and whole time they serious consumed jubilee content

playing frank ocean to calm my spirit after recieving unsolicited information that a person bought a power generator for their k-tips appointment after they arrived and noticed the salon had a power outage. unprovoked. not willing to reschedule. genuinely disturbed, performative ...

conflict doesn't have to be so collapsing, truth

have you tried erotic engineering?

PUTTING LMAO ON A BULLET CASING IS SO FUNNNNYYY

your Etsy witch vs my witch with a PhD, so battle tested they had to call them to ghost write for paranormal activity

The event promo needs to be people actually dancing. it can’t just be girls that look good because if it’s just girls that look good, you’re gonna invite so many weirdos.

writing long form on River didn’t make people engage or care unfortunately

what y’all doing for the eclipse the moon is very gorgeous

Web scrapers not in the Bible

tempted to tell this person that you don't actually need a flyer made every time you go outside

The children know so many internet words is unreal

I’m gonna go to sleep and wake up to the possibility of an announcement of a war and something affecting interest rates

the Irish are honorary middle easterner

a conference but its just my oomfs

if I tell them I could feel the moon leaving Scorpio yesterday and I can prove it by how vivid my dream was I think they’re gonna stop talking to me lol

this is really the nosiest app I love being all up in y'all business 🙂‍↕️

I haven’t seen a real person since like 2023 they’re all ghosts

I can't have an “emotional during Scorpio moon” feeling?

Everything isn’t trim or overly

don’t overstay your welcome

I feel really good about how much I enjoy opening my email filled with patreon messages and newsletters

this person said they would fly me to Paris, quit their job, and asked my engagement ring type within 24 hours of speaking, never met, and then proceeds to say “just so you know I have BPD” like no shit

I am inspired by the thought of one day finding someone exactly like me, but before that I’m very bored

I came into your life with a Google Doc and best believe I’m leaving with yet another Google doc

this relationship is the only thing i feel i have done right, but i am ruining it too.

she ain’t no divaaaa

My friend’s reason for their interest in poly is experiencing two people planning their birthday really well ?

epstein files friday, love island reunion sunday

I can’t latch on to anybody thought trains today

legit had some advanced waffling for breakfast

my father said my life has no meaning after saving his Childs life for the third time so I'm spending tonight make sure my community can attest to if my life has meaning or not lmao