Bartender said the plural of Guinness be Guinni

Every media outlet obsessed with the idea that Gen Z isn’t fucking . I think it’s a psyop

“She looks like she performs” “but at least she looks free” 😣😣😣😣😣😣

Babe let’s go out and be horsie

throwing every Harry styles sombr looking ass guy into a pit of fire

Babe wake up the big thief cover band polycule is playing house show in west philly

It’s ok to be a gringo with a penchant for change

it’s going to be an Y tu mama tambien summer

Shaved my mustache bc I got too excited for fake spring and now I’m sad

I don’t even want a relationship . I just want leftovers ..

CAN IT STOP SNOWING IN NEW ENGLAND SIGNED, AN EXPAT FROM THE MIDATLANTIC

I need to live in the Bay Area to be happy

Age gap autumn → Schlub spring

redownloaded Instagram and Reels is telling me I’m autistic and also incapable of love

Does anyone remember the fathorse incident of 2025

Not swag gap but yes intellect gap

giving my heart out too early

all boys are gay until proven man

Susan Sontag is my wife

Sexy people can go to Walmart . it’s ok. U don’t have to be classist u idiot

He/they with a rat tail wants my body . I will run him over and take his pronouns

processed sugar makes you straight . Something about smoothing out the brain . The gay eats water cress and avocado toast

Men with mustaches are misanthropes

Getting laid is not always the answer

“Always thinking warmly of you” “I can’t commit to much things in my life” Ok do I kill myself

Artist4Artist is almost as bad as Cancer4Cancer .. u know it’s doomed when it’s both

hes will he/they themselves before getting therapy .. save ur time

JUST SENT ACCOUNTABILITY MESSAGE TO A LOVER-TURNED-“FRIEND” WHO HAS GHOSTED ME FOR A MONTH ! WISH ME LUCK !

My parents have no real friends anymore so I’m sorry that I’m weird in relationships

I love eating carbs right before bed .

Why do gay men treat other gay men like disposable cutlery ?…… . First there’s oxytocin electricity / Ur the love of my life and I’ve known u since prehistory .. then it’s I find u kind of annoying for wanting to get close to me .. All these emotionally unavailable worms sq...

It’s kind of liberating to feel jealous

accidentally texted a guy “Auschwitz made me horny and then I cried” and then he ghosted me

How many more days till spring? . Decided I’m not getting cuffed until the sun comes out

does anyone else wake up and want the visceral noise of the alarm still so u pretend to go back to bed and then “wake up” to ur alarm . it’s like Ah now I can start my day

I WANT TO BE HELD SO BAD BUT IM A CANCERRRRRRR

Life would be so much easier if i was a white man coming of age in the 70s and all i had to worry about was what beer to get on draught at the dive bar

Bartender said the plural of Guinness be Guinni

Every media outlet obsessed with the idea that Gen Z isn’t fucking . I think it’s a psyop

“She looks like she performs” “but at least she looks free” 😣😣😣😣😣😣

Babe let’s go out and be horsie

throwing every Harry styles sombr looking ass guy into a pit of fire

Babe wake up the big thief cover band polycule is playing house show in west philly

It’s ok to be a gringo with a penchant for change

it’s going to be an Y tu mama tambien summer

Shaved my mustache bc I got too excited for fake spring and now I’m sad

I don’t even want a relationship . I just want leftovers ..

CAN IT STOP SNOWING IN NEW ENGLAND SIGNED, AN EXPAT FROM THE MIDATLANTIC

I need to live in the Bay Area to be happy

Age gap autumn → Schlub spring

redownloaded Instagram and Reels is telling me I’m autistic and also incapable of love

Does anyone remember the fathorse incident of 2025

Not swag gap but yes intellect gap

giving my heart out too early

all boys are gay until proven man

Susan Sontag is my wife

Sexy people can go to Walmart . it’s ok. U don’t have to be classist u idiot

He/they with a rat tail wants my body . I will run him over and take his pronouns

processed sugar makes you straight . Something about smoothing out the brain . The gay eats water cress and avocado toast

Men with mustaches are misanthropes

Getting laid is not always the answer

“Always thinking warmly of you” “I can’t commit to much things in my life” Ok do I kill myself

Artist4Artist is almost as bad as Cancer4Cancer .. u know it’s doomed when it’s both

hes will he/they themselves before getting therapy .. save ur time

JUST SENT ACCOUNTABILITY MESSAGE TO A LOVER-TURNED-“FRIEND” WHO HAS GHOSTED ME FOR A MONTH ! WISH ME LUCK !

My parents have no real friends anymore so I’m sorry that I’m weird in relationships

I love eating carbs right before bed .

Why do gay men treat other gay men like disposable cutlery ?…… . First there’s oxytocin electricity / Ur the love of my life and I’ve known u since prehistory .. then it’s I find u kind of annoying for wanting to get close to me .. All these emotionally unavailable worms sq...

It’s kind of liberating to feel jealous

accidentally texted a guy “Auschwitz made me horny and then I cried” and then he ghosted me

How many more days till spring? . Decided I’m not getting cuffed until the sun comes out

does anyone else wake up and want the visceral noise of the alarm still so u pretend to go back to bed and then “wake up” to ur alarm . it’s like Ah now I can start my day

I WANT TO BE HELD SO BAD BUT IM A CANCERRRRRRR

Life would be so much easier if i was a white man coming of age in the 70s and all i had to worry about was what beer to get on draught at the dive bar