you learn something new on every first date… last night I learned how to say “nonbinary” and “bisexual” in French Sign Language

I actually love following my millennial coworkers on ig… like yes girl show me what you’re doing in the gym on leg day

watched someone rub hand sanitizer all over his face at 6:30 am

there are lesbians everywhere for those with the eyes to see

my poker strategy is listening to my intuition and following my heart

should I sell out?

why do lemons have an unjust amount of seeds and limes don’t have a single one?

I want everyone on the subway to go around and say what they do for work

i need a muse

it’s me and the wasps cohabitating on my fire escape. we have an understanding

everyone is late but the last one thinks they are the only late one