list #4
I. genuinely wondering if Fonzworth Bentley is in witness protection
II. I spent my entire day outside yesterday and Iβll do it again and again and again
iii. βnevertheless, she persistedβ - me pointing to a potato
IV. tattooing your ear leads to the strangest healing process
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VI. thereβs really nothing like the feeling of the sun on your ass