list #18 I. missing a bestie right after they leave your line of sight II. almost forgot to make a list today iii. I’m lowkey feeling pretty sick IV. 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️ V. its still layering season VI. idk man. Idc enough to try

list #17 I. Esnupi says, “NO WAR!!!!” II. ass play could heal the world iii. you ever take a gummy and then power clean your apartment? IV. I feel like a vintage Bobby Jack baby tee could cure me V. I love when women VI. 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩

list #16 I. working on fully sitting with my rage II. dissociation really can save lives iii. YOUR BEST FRIEND MIGHT BE YOUR SOULMATE AND THAT IS MORE THAN OKAY! ROMANTICIZE PLATONIC LOVE!!!!!! IV. you’re beautiful V. there’s a lot going on with everyone all of the time VI. li...

list #15 I. audiobooks that feel like sitting with a friend II. relishing in being the hot sauce supplier for the office iii. asking intrusive questions after knowing someone for less than 20 mins IV. oversized dress shirts V. bottle rocket farts VI. long walks in the perfe...

list #14 I. quilt pants II. leaving your toes out of the blanket when it gets too hot iii. open faced tuna sandwiches IV. *screams* ITS ALMOST TOMATO SEASON!!!! V. spontaneous morning calls from friends VI. plush grass, bare feet, ice cream truck run

list #13 (fed up edition) I. At this point, respectfully, absolutely not II. where is there room for growth? iii. any time I want to scream, I’ve been eating a spoonful of kimchi instead IV. the way the phrase, “leave me alone” is just constantly hanging on my lips V. *silent e...

list #12 I. I want two sausage egg and cheese biscuits stat! II. need to make something soon or my brain is going to explode iii. Winnie the Pooh was a fucking visionary IV. barking as a means of efficient communication V. ⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥 VI. *whispering at full volume*

list #11 I. trying not to call everything I don’t want to do “labor” II. I really loved my apartment when I lived here alone iii. we really have stormtroopers in our airports now IV. idk idk by Jim Legxacy V. waiting. I hate waiting VI. but why DID that meteor hit Ohio? VI...

list #10 (comfort edition) I. hiding under (at least) three blankets in the morning II. chirping back at my cat when he greets me iii. eating dinner leftovers for breakfast IV. laying on tile V. making a very specific playlist (ex. songs for reheating my shrimp quesadilla) VI...

list #9 I. It’s a miracle II. always take stock of how someone treats you when they’re in pain iii. hip hip, NO WAY!!!! IV. FANTAZIA by Roy Blair V. my body is so tired in the best way possible VI. deciding right now that my work day will consist of snacking and goofing, that’s...

list #8 I. measuring my morning in kitty headbutts II. nonchalance is overrated af iii. really indulging my caffeine addiction IV. there’s little that a trip to the thrift store cannot fix for me and I’m due for a trip V. I think I’m patient enough? VI. prayers feel like solar ...

list #7 I. what’s the longest amount of time you’ve kept a pair of socks? II. barefoot in the grass eating a sumo iii. still wearing my keffiyeh IV. graffitied sidewalks V. keep physical media alive! VI. when’s the last time you shared a piece of fruit with someone you loved?

list #6 I. “almost” II. giving people gifts and them calling it “treasure” 🥲✨ iii. I work in a field where I can give a tour of a piece of priceless art and see someone frame and hang their amateur p*rn on a gallery wall in the same day IV. why does coffee taste better at 2:45...

list #5 I. yesterday was one of the worst days of my life and I’m starting to feel like I’m collecting those II. slept 8 hours, can’t keep my eyes open iii. I know what everyone says about me by Chlothegod IV. *taps the mic three times* V. my cats are so happy we are back to “...

list #4 I. genuinely wondering if Fonzworth Bentley is in witness protection II. I spent my entire day outside yesterday and I’ll do it again and again and again iii. “nevertheless, she persisted” - me pointing to a potato IV. tattooing your ear leads to the strangest healing ...

list #3 I. chartreuse II. I ignore my alarm clock every single day iii. the use of the word “feral” to describe sex will always work for me IV. dermoids are really fucking cool V. if I wanted to by Eem Triplin VI. wake up with the sun. burn all blackout curtains.

list #2 I. there’s got to be crack in Pizza Hut’s crust II. I started a new romance novel and the millennial urge to BECOME the protagonist is so strong iii. I feel like having wings would be exhausting IV. “the bottom line is” has been my 2026 catch phrase and I kind of hate ...

list #1.5 I. I’ve spoken with a psychic witch twice in the last three weeks II. the desire to blow my life up warms me like a quilt iii. I’m gonna shower in the dark IV. a piece of art made me gasp last night V. an artist made me cry VI. I want a day where all I have to think ...

list #1 I. How does someone navel gaze when they have an outie? II. coming home to a person who doesn’t ask about your night feels like a light going out iii. while my ears were tattooed, I stared directly into the eyes of a lady boxer IV. I love traffic jams as a passenger V....

list #18 I. missing a bestie right after they leave your line of sight II. almost forgot to make a list today iii. I’m lowkey feeling pretty sick IV. 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️ V. its still layering season VI. idk man. Idc enough to try

list #17 I. Esnupi says, “NO WAR!!!!” II. ass play could heal the world iii. you ever take a gummy and then power clean your apartment? IV. I feel like a vintage Bobby Jack baby tee could cure me V. I love when women VI. 🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩🪩

list #16 I. working on fully sitting with my rage II. dissociation really can save lives iii. YOUR BEST FRIEND MIGHT BE YOUR SOULMATE AND THAT IS MORE THAN OKAY! ROMANTICIZE PLATONIC LOVE!!!!!! IV. you’re beautiful V. there’s a lot going on with everyone all of the time VI. li...

list #15 I. audiobooks that feel like sitting with a friend II. relishing in being the hot sauce supplier for the office iii. asking intrusive questions after knowing someone for less than 20 mins IV. oversized dress shirts V. bottle rocket farts VI. long walks in the perfe...

list #14 I. quilt pants II. leaving your toes out of the blanket when it gets too hot iii. open faced tuna sandwiches IV. *screams* ITS ALMOST TOMATO SEASON!!!! V. spontaneous morning calls from friends VI. plush grass, bare feet, ice cream truck run

list #13 (fed up edition) I. At this point, respectfully, absolutely not II. where is there room for growth? iii. any time I want to scream, I’ve been eating a spoonful of kimchi instead IV. the way the phrase, “leave me alone” is just constantly hanging on my lips V. *silent e...

list #12 I. I want two sausage egg and cheese biscuits stat! II. need to make something soon or my brain is going to explode iii. Winnie the Pooh was a fucking visionary IV. barking as a means of efficient communication V. ⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥 VI. *whispering at full volume*

list #11 I. trying not to call everything I don’t want to do “labor” II. I really loved my apartment when I lived here alone iii. we really have stormtroopers in our airports now IV. idk idk by Jim Legxacy V. waiting. I hate waiting VI. but why DID that meteor hit Ohio? VI...

list #10 (comfort edition) I. hiding under (at least) three blankets in the morning II. chirping back at my cat when he greets me iii. eating dinner leftovers for breakfast IV. laying on tile V. making a very specific playlist (ex. songs for reheating my shrimp quesadilla) VI...

list #9 I. It’s a miracle II. always take stock of how someone treats you when they’re in pain iii. hip hip, NO WAY!!!! IV. FANTAZIA by Roy Blair V. my body is so tired in the best way possible VI. deciding right now that my work day will consist of snacking and goofing, that’s...

list #8 I. measuring my morning in kitty headbutts II. nonchalance is overrated af iii. really indulging my caffeine addiction IV. there’s little that a trip to the thrift store cannot fix for me and I’m due for a trip V. I think I’m patient enough? VI. prayers feel like solar ...

list #7 I. what’s the longest amount of time you’ve kept a pair of socks? II. barefoot in the grass eating a sumo iii. still wearing my keffiyeh IV. graffitied sidewalks V. keep physical media alive! VI. when’s the last time you shared a piece of fruit with someone you loved?

list #6 I. “almost” II. giving people gifts and them calling it “treasure” 🥲✨ iii. I work in a field where I can give a tour of a piece of priceless art and see someone frame and hang their amateur p*rn on a gallery wall in the same day IV. why does coffee taste better at 2:45...

list #5 I. yesterday was one of the worst days of my life and I’m starting to feel like I’m collecting those II. slept 8 hours, can’t keep my eyes open iii. I know what everyone says about me by Chlothegod IV. *taps the mic three times* V. my cats are so happy we are back to “...

list #4 I. genuinely wondering if Fonzworth Bentley is in witness protection II. I spent my entire day outside yesterday and I’ll do it again and again and again iii. “nevertheless, she persisted” - me pointing to a potato IV. tattooing your ear leads to the strangest healing ...

list #3 I. chartreuse II. I ignore my alarm clock every single day iii. the use of the word “feral” to describe sex will always work for me IV. dermoids are really fucking cool V. if I wanted to by Eem Triplin VI. wake up with the sun. burn all blackout curtains.

list #2 I. there’s got to be crack in Pizza Hut’s crust II. I started a new romance novel and the millennial urge to BECOME the protagonist is so strong iii. I feel like having wings would be exhausting IV. “the bottom line is” has been my 2026 catch phrase and I kind of hate ...

list #1.5 I. I’ve spoken with a psychic witch twice in the last three weeks II. the desire to blow my life up warms me like a quilt iii. I’m gonna shower in the dark IV. a piece of art made me gasp last night V. an artist made me cry VI. I want a day where all I have to think ...

list #1 I. How does someone navel gaze when they have an outie? II. coming home to a person who doesn’t ask about your night feels like a light going out iii. while my ears were tattooed, I stared directly into the eyes of a lady boxer IV. I love traffic jams as a passenger V....