list #1 I. How does someone navel gaze when they have an outie? II. coming home to a person who doesn’t ask about your night feels like a light going out iii. while my ears were tattooed, I stared directly into the eyes of a lady boxer IV. I love traffic jams as a passenger V. I can’t walk straight on sidewalks while I’m talking VI. goat curry and raw red onion with butter naan