wish it was normal to tell people "guys, i almost died" without attaching a story about a visible event to justify it

freezing rain is such an unnecessary type of precipitation

had a glass of white last night, got relaxed, poured myself another one and lay down on the couch to think about what i was gonna make for today's lunch, then suddenly passed out - not from the etoh but from exhaustion. slept all night in an awkward position and now my whole body...

let us all have a decent day today, guys

fascinating how people be driving in traffic with outside air mode on

what's the etiquette around pickles we buy and don't like? how long are we supposed to keep an unsealed but practically full jar (1-2p missing) in the fridge before it becomes acceptable to throw the whole thing out? what's the consensus on the max number of jars like this a sta...

just had a brand new experience: fighting a strong urge to sneeze while choking on a granola bar while driving on a highway

the day's just begun and i'm already over it

wish it was normal to tell people "guys, i almost died" without attaching a story about a visible event to justify it

freezing rain is such an unnecessary type of precipitation

had a glass of white last night, got relaxed, poured myself another one and lay down on the couch to think about what i was gonna make for today's lunch, then suddenly passed out - not from the etoh but from exhaustion. slept all night in an awkward position and now my whole body...

let us all have a decent day today, guys

fascinating how people be driving in traffic with outside air mode on

what's the etiquette around pickles we buy and don't like? how long are we supposed to keep an unsealed but practically full jar (1-2p missing) in the fridge before it becomes acceptable to throw the whole thing out? what's the consensus on the max number of jars like this a sta...

just had a brand new experience: fighting a strong urge to sneeze while choking on a granola bar while driving on a highway

the day's just begun and i'm already over it