list #6 I. “almost” II. giving people gifts and them calling it “treasure” 🥲✨ iii. I work in a field where I can give a tour of a piece of priceless art and see someone frame and hang their amateur p*rn on a gallery wall in the same day IV. why does coffee taste better at 2:45pm? V. pooping on the clock VI. where there’s a will, there’s a won’t